Dad Jokes are their own special brand of jokes and riddles that have become more popular in recent years.
Ranker.com says: "Dad jokes are in and of themselves an art form. The first step is that they have to be bad. They can't be too crass or 'adult.' They have to also be the sort of thing that you should've seen coming, but somehow didn't. And they're all a little embarrassing to laugh at. But hey! Everyone else is probably groaning, laughing or both. You can’t go wrong with a nice, healthy list of clean dad jokes to put in your repertoire when it’s time for you to embarrass your children."
Q: What can you jump over that's a hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.
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Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet.
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Q: Why would you want to move to Switzerland?
A: Well, the flag is a big plus.
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A dad is washing the car with his son. After a while the son asks, "Could we use a sponge instead?"
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Q: Why do Amish women put green beans in glass jars?
A: Because they CAN!
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Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
A: Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: Dam!
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Q: What type of footwear prevents sneezing?
A: The bless-shoe.
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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
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Q: Why did the skeleton NOT cross the road?
A: It didn't have the guts.
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Q: What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAA!
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Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
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Q: What is a dentist's favorite time of day?
A: Tooth-hurty
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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, “Do you smell fish?”
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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
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Q: Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
A: Because he was a fungi.
Q: But if he was such a fun guy, why wasn't the party at his house?!
A: Because there wasn't mushroom.
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Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the dark side.